"Revolutionizing inefficiency, one slow rug at a time."
CA: 8UprArhhCQZTAaPXN33boRGffmTQ5M8oSUJjuPuKpump
🏛️ The world's first memecoin dedicated to glorifying everything painfully slow, overly formal, and needlessly complex.
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⚠️ WARNING: Purchasing this token may result in increased productivity delays and spontaneous form-filling urges.
Experience the joy of unnecessary complexity
Every transaction feels like waiting at the DMV. Includes mandatory 15-minute processing delay for "security".
Claim your NFT after filling our satirical 12-page KYC form with questions like "Upload a photo of your disappointed father".
"It looks like you're trying to buy crypto! Would you like help making terrible financial decisions?"
All community proposals require 5 fake internal approvals and a committee meeting that could have been an email.
Perfect for anyone who's filled out a form for no reason or been told "Your call is important to us."
Every holder becomes a "Senior Assistant Deputy Executive Intern (On Probation)".
"In 2025, the world collapsed not from war or debt, but from lag. A memecoin rose from the ruins of progress: BUREAUCRAP. Its mission? To slow things down. To over-process. To make sure every transaction needs five stamps and an affidavit."
You're not a trader, you're a filing clerk.
You don't ape in, you schedule a meeting.
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